Neophyte Redglare

So I go into my appointment for birth control this morning. All is well and dandy, get my blood pressure taken, weighed, fun crap like that. All’s well when we talk about switching my pills to a 3 month thingy and then I get handed the gown. WTF am I handed the gown for? I’m just here for birth control, right?

Uh, nope! I apparently also get a pap and breast exam. Surprise! I mean, I realize that I have to do it anyway since I’m over 18 and especially now that I’m having sex, buuuuut… I’m pretty sure I only signed up for a birth control appointment.

Whatever. I put on the gown and lay back and think of… Well, absolutely nothing, really because what the fuck ever. Women go do this thing once a year for most of their lives. But god DAMN, it would’ve been nice to know before I actually got there XD

randomostrichchocolates:

4 million and counting

5 million

This should get to 10 million, come on people.

Yesssssssssss

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Eris the Goddess of Discord

Oh god… Sudden strong desire to cosplay her… I haven’t seen this movie in fucking ages!

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mommyshnookums:

This guy named Isaac Lamb from Portland gathered 60 friends and family to pull off this adorable marriage-proposal.

Watch it, it’s well worth the watch.

Oh my fuck, this is the most adorable thing ever

loki-assguard:

I decided to do this giveaway becouse everyone loves free stuff and everyone loves the Avengers.

So, here are the things I’m giving away: 1 Avengers T-shirt,1 Iron man USB flash drive, 1 Loki bobble-head.

RULES: 

• YOU MUST FOLLOW ME AND GIVE ME YOUR SOUL !!!!!!!!! lol jk, you don’t have to do any of that. Just reblog this post as many times as you want.
• Leave your ask box open so I can contact you if you win.
• The giveaway ends on the 8th of June.
• I will ship to anywhere in the world.

If you need any more information just send me a message. GOOD LUCK! :)

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dontstartlethewitch:

b0ffin:

greencarnations:

LEGIT JUST ROLLED OFF MY BED LAUGHING SO HARD

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY AND IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET

OH MY GOD SCREAMING. 

*falls over cackling* I CAN’T

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lettiebobettie:

I don’t think it’s really spoilery, but just in case for the last panel, I will just throw this out there so you can’t get mad at me if you think it’s spoilery ; )

Just a doodle idek

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ironfries:

It’s all right, he tells himself, she’ll be all right, and Tony told him it was just the arm, and it’s all that keeps him going for the next thirty-four hours.  He’s on a mission in Astana and he used to think it was a beautiful city, but now it just reminds him far too much of Budapest.

When he gets home, he goes straight to the hospital wing.  He knows there should be a debrief, he should drop off his gear, hell, he should shower, but when he heads for his quarters, he somehow ends up taking a left when he meant (or maybe he didn’t mean) to take a right, and then he’s down in medical and it’s the first time he’s ever been there voluntarily.

(Except it isn’t voluntary, not at all; if he’d been there, if he’d had Nat’s back like he was supposed to, like he swore they always would, then he wouldn’t be here at all and Natasha would be down in the rec room with the other Avengers and he’d be watching, watching her laugh, and she can never know how much he loves watching her laugh.)

ficlet by jey. hello secretly-in-love-with-natasha clint feelings!

so who thought this was gonna be a cheerful avengers team pic trying to cheer nat up? ha ha ha sobs

Oh god, the Clint/Tasha feelings… T_T

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• 1: What is the real reason you are confused right now?
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